are YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING EM THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING EDITING I HAVE SEEN EVER WOW
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN OH MAN DAT GIF-MAKING SKILL
HOW IN THE
I want to fucking cry. This is how it should have happened!!!! God dammit! Show this to the writers.
Bloody hell writers, this is what we want don’t you understand???
“Santana: Sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.”
”Santana: Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It’s like, the best deal ever.”
”Brittany: I love your sweet lady kisses.”
”Santana:It’s a nice break from all that scissoring. I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can’t digest my food.”
”Santana: Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.”
”Brittany: Honey, if anyone were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.”
”Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club.’Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. What I realized… What I realized is why I’m such a bitch all the time. I’m a bitch because I’m angry. Because I have all of these feelings. Feelings for you, that I’m afraid of dealing with, because I’m afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany… I can’t go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can’t. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here?
Brittany: Not really.
Santana: I want to be with you. But I’m afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. I’m so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept that… I love you. I love you a-and I don’t want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please.
Brittany: Of course I love you, I do. And I would totally be with you if it weren’t for Artie.”
”Brittany: Santana, you have to know, if Artie and I were to ever break up, and I’m lucky enough that you’re still single…
Brittany: I am so yours, proudly so.”
”Santana: Holy crap. I’m a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gay-dar.”
”Santana: I’m dating Karofsky now.
Brittany: It’s gross.
Santana: You don’t get a say in who I date anymore.
Brittany: Why not? Because I’m dating somebody? Because you’re Lebanese and I think I’m bi-curious?
Santana: No. Because I said: I love you. You didn’t say you love me back.
Brittany: I do love you! Clearly you don’t love you as much as I do or you’d put this shirt on and dance with me!”
”Santana: This is all YOUR fault! You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show!
Brittany: Wait are you mad? You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you’re only in the New Directions
Santana: And you couldn’t have thought of any other way to say that?!”
”Brittany: God, I’m so sad. Like a sad little panda.
Santana: Well, that’s why I brought you here, to cheer you up. I’ve been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. My private feelings.”
”Santana: What about you and I?
Brittany: I love you Santana. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone else in this world. All i know about you and I is that because of that, I think anything’s possible.”
”Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn.
Santana: No! Look, this campaign is brilliant.
Santana: Completely! If he doesn’t get it then he doesn’t deserve to have you as his campaign manager. There’s no one like you. You’re a genius, Brittany. You are the unicorn.”
”Brittany: I’m also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I’m starting to believe in my own magic.”
”Santana: Somebody’s gotta look out for Brittany. I mean, that special place where she lives? Yeah, it’s beautiful, but someone’s gotta help her cross the street.”
”Santana: Are we dating or what?
Brittany: Wait, isn’t this a date? Aren’t you were paying. I ordered shrimp! Wasn’t it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn’t that a date? Are you crying?
Santana: It’s just that I’m really happy.
Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. And if there’s any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I’ll use one of my leprechaun wishes. To win the election.”
”Santana: Yeah, totally. I understand. Just think about it. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish.
Brittany: Mm hm.
Santana: I wish you’d hold my hand. But, like, under a napkin.”
”Santana: Here’s the deal, pixie boy. You’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. I understand. She’s beautiful, she’s innocent, she’s everything that’s good in this miserable, stinking world.”
”Santana: What did you just say to her?
Finn: I said I thought you were great.
Santana: No, you’re lying.
Rachel: No. He literally just said that.
Santana: You told her too?
Santana: Everyone’s gonna know now, because of you.
Finn: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don’t care.
Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Everyone!
Finn: What are you talking about..”
”Santana: I love girls the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys. It’s just something that’s always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me, who I really am. When I’m with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. And I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me.”
”Santana: In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. And by that, I don’t mean my friend who’s a girl. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. How does that sound?”
”Brittany: Everybody’s loving the sex tape I posted of us on the Internet. … I spliced it together with a video of Lord Tubbington performing everyday household chores.
Santana: ”WHAT?! Brittany, that sex tape was private. We made that for us!”
”Brittany: Obviously I like dancing with Santana best but you guys are also cool dancers! And Quinn you’re still dancing in my dreams. Oh! You can also fly and breathe fire.”
”Santana: I’m going to go to my senior prom with my girlfriend and my friends.”
”Santana: Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime.”
”Brittany: It’s hard to make out over Skype. You can’t really scissor a webcam.”
”Brittany: I know we had interesting lady-sex but she was also my bestfriend.”
”Brittany: You left me behind and it hurts.”
“Santana: Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t. I miss this place so much. It’s where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just weren’t enough. And I need to tell you something that I don’t know how to say.”
”Brittany: Sad songs make me really sad, and I don’t want to be sad.”
”Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.”
”Santana: You know this isn’t working. You know I will always love you the most.
Brittany: I love you too.”
”Sam: Just let it go.
”Santana: Well, look, I’m not expecting you to start dating me again. I’m… I’m taken. I just want you to aim higher.
Brittany: I know that you’re not dating Elaine.”
”Brittany: I think you need to be somewhere that’s as big and as hot as you are. It’s okay to follow your dreams. Why shouldn’t you get the chance to be around people who are like you, who appreciate you ? Be a part of a community ? Why can’t you have a real girlfriend? But not a best friend ‘cause that part’s already taken.
Santana: You really are genius, Brittany. And you’re my best friend.”
”Santana: I had a girlfriend, she was bi. I love her but that’s over.”
”Santana: After what happened with Brittany I prescribed myself a little retail therapy. Couldn’t be in Lima right now, you know?
Santana: Not with her there, it’s too soon.”
”Santana: You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesn’t she? Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why I’m even here and why I have this job. And we’re lesbians. And you know, I’ve never been with anybody like that before..”
”Brittany: I just wish that I could have my old life back, where I wasn’t a mathematical genius and all I wanted to do was to scissor you and to talk to my cat.
”Santana: This is freaking me out. This is not you. YOU love to dance. And I know that you think that you’re a little rusty right now, but you’ll get it back. I’ll prove it to you.
Brittany: How ?
Santana: Let’s do a number together.
Brittany: No. Those days are over. This is my life now.”
”Santana: I would like to uphold the tradition of hijacking this glee club and making everyone sit through what is basically an intervention. Mr. Shue, you said that we could re-do some of our favorite numbers, right ? Well, then I want to do a dance duet with Brittany.”
“Santana: Okay, they can’t just chain you to a calculator and keep you as their math monkey.
Brittany: Wait, do those actually exist ?
Santana: You need to be having a life. You need to be out in the world going to restaurants and concerts and… dating.
Santana: Okay, um…it’s a bad idea.
Brittany: It feels really good to be around you.You make me feel like a girl again. Like, my body wakes up.
Santana: Please don’t do this, okay? I have worked my ass off to get over you.
Brittany: I really want to be with you, Santana. I’ve seen the world, and I’m sure now more than ever that I belong with you. And I’m sure your girlfriend’s great, but you can’t re-create what you and I have… So, it’s your choice. If you want me, I’m here..”